tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-197877592012-01-25T05:28:41.103-05:00Straitjacket RequiredNeurotic Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987410442092562757noreply@blogger.comBlogger4771100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19787759.post-6691884160030689932010-10-16T16:29:00.000-04:002010-10-16T16:33:36.816-04:00

Thoughts are words waiting to be spoken. Some people are just too shy to say them aloud for the world to hear, so they write them down for the world to see.Unknown

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1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweat pants 10. Poopy Mood Syndrome11. Plainly; Men Stink 12. Pack My Stuff 13. Potential Murder Suspect

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What can i say? I've been too lazy to blog and I've been playing on facebook. We had a few rounds of the flu, then allergies kicked in. Everything seems to be calming down now. We had a yard sale and sold most of the stuff that was piling up especially kids clothes and toys. At a yard sale down the street i bought a loft bed with a desk underneath for Tornado's room. She loves it and so far

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Tornado went to urgent care last MondayTaz and i went to the doctor this past MondayThe Ex went to urgent care last nightThe Ex is off work for at least a couple days because his ear and throat infection is that bad I may have to go back for fluid build up on my ears not going awayTaz needs to get back to the ENT for his ears having infections again even with tubes because of this damn bug going

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Sorry for the lack of updates, the kids and I have been sick off and on. With all this sickness I'm behind on cleaning and laundry. Besides all that i just haven't had any motivation to write much less anything else. I'm trying to psych myself up to coloring Easter eggs with the kids this weekend.

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This is Tornado last week, I forgot to take a picture the week before when she lost just the top one.This is Tornado this week and i will probably have another picture next as she has one more loose.I thought it would be a few days before another one fell out but when i went to pick up Tornado from school the tooth was barely hanging. Between the teacher and myself we convinced her to just pull

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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen!God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning,

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though more like a nuthouse. The kids have "spring fever", even though they have been playing outside they are more hyper than usual and just not wanting to listen.Right now i have a horrible sinus cold going on and i feel like severe crap. I think i will end up at the doctor soon since nothing is relieving the pressure. They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!They're coming to take me away,

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It was my first time ever And I'll never forget I'd do it again Without a single regret.The sky was dark The moon was high We were all alone Just she and I. Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do.Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine. I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast. I remember my fear My

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The kids had friends over to play this afternoon and the girls decided to play dress up and makeover. They put purple glitter nail polish on him and did his hair, he sat there and soaked up the attention.

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I really despise door to door people. This afternoon while on the couch snuggling with Taz, trying to keep warm and watching TV there's a knock. I thought it was the mail carrier with my books i ordered but no such luck.It's Direct Energy, a gas company I've never heard of. We have Consumers Energy for our gas company. This guy goes on to pitch that they can give us cheaper rates and still get

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1. I am now going to a LGBT Therapist to help me to learn to stop hating myself. I've only had one session so far but I'm impressed with her so far. It is extremely hard for me to talk but she managed to get me to not only talk but get to the point of the reason for my being there. 2. I joined a gym and enjoyed going. I'm a little sore but not as bad as i thought i would be.3. There is little to

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Today Tornado and her friends wanted to walk to school instead of riding the bus so i said no problem lets go. On the way back it was just Taz and I taking our time walking. As he is holding my hand he says "Mommy?"Me: "Yes Taz?"Taz: "I wuv you"Me: "I love you too"We walked the rest of the way home in silence but my heart feeling all warm and fuzzy. I love these moments with the kids.

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Thank you to those of you that found a way to contact me with support and encouragement. It really means a lot to know I'm not alone in this and still have a few friends left.I turned comments back on for now.

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I need to bare my soul. Some of you will never want to talk to me again, but I've come to a point in my life i don't care anymore. I can't spend my life worrying about what everyone else thinks.You know i don't regret having my kids, i love them with all my heart and they are the reason i wake up every morning but i do regret everything else in my life. I regret screwing up my life beyond repair.

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It's really hard to be positive and optimistic when you are stuck in a unhappy and dead marriage. The stress and tension affects the kids behavior. Don't get me wrong i don't hate him, he is a decent guy but the feelings are gone. They've been gone for a very long time, i see him as a friend only and nothing more but he just doesn't get it. He is one that can't admit when he's done wrong, when

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My uncle loves to send me tons of jokes, laughs and general spam. This one had me laughing and reminded me of Tiffany at the Farmer's Market. This lady was in the checkout line at the local Wal-Mart in Beautiful Downtown Porter, TX. Her hubby was with her and apparently either didn't notice or is just plain evil and didn't tell her about her fashion faux-pas. Wonder if he was pridefully puffed

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Due to recent budget cuts, high unemployment and the rising costs of food, electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, and the overall state of the union, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.We apologize for the inconvenience.

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Song for the day, there's no actual video for this one but enjoy the song.

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This is for my regular readers.Tornado brought home a packet for magazine subscription/renewals from school today. And being the mom that i am, i am trying to help her win some prizes and of course help the school raise some money. If you are interested in renewing or subscribing send me an email at myvents@prodigy.net with full name and email address, i will send you an email from the

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What do you think of the valentine template? I'm also not putting haloscan back on since js-kit took it over, it sucks.

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but I'll do it this one time since I was tagged by KathyThe rules of the game:1. Go to the the 4th folder where you keep your pictures on your computer.2. Post the 4th picture in the folder.3. Explain the photo.4. Tag 4 fellow bloggers to join in the fun!This is from Tornado's 6th birthday (and Grandma), she opted to have a home made cake with lots of sprinkles rather than a store bought

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You might be seeing some changes to my blog soon, I'm tired of this template and am looking for a new one. If you seen some good free ones send me the link, my email is in my profile.Music is good for the soul. Here's an upbeat song to listen to.

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This is hilarious and worth watching to the end.

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You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart.The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. Aftera couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, andthat's when you remember: you've been listening to your ipod.Disclaimer: this did not happen to me ,i got this in an email

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Some people really do have shit for brains, seriously. We have been having a crap load of snow and cold arsed weather, and being from Canada i say this is friggen cold. Do you think people dress their kids properly for the weather? Hell no! I make sure my kids are bundled up when i take them out, even Tornado to go to school even though she goes on the bus they like to play in the snow before the

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I really hate when it's full moon. The kids act like animals, they don't stop running and screaming. In order for me to be heard i have to scream at them ughhh i really hate it.They are on grounding for a week for their behavior, well tonight another six days just got added on, talk about frustrating.They are allowed to go out to play in the snow when they are grounded, they are insane enough

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My dear brother, it has been almost a year since you passed on and you are still greatly missed.

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Bumping this one up, I'm too tired and sick to vent.I know a few people in dead marriages. Why are they still in it? With the way the economy is who can afford a divorce and child support for whoever doesn't gets the kids? Who can afford to be a single parent paying rent, groceries, daycare, baby sitters? Marriage counselling? Sure, but how do you light a fire that has long since died out. It's

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A politically correct Christmas Story

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Yes i said MERRY CHRISTMAS, I am so tired of hearing Happy Holidays. If you find MERRY CHRISTMAS offensive and don't want to hear MERRY CHRISTMAS then stay home for the season.I'm not politically correct and I'm tired of having to watch what I say in case I "offend" someone. Well screw it because I'm not putting up a Holiday tree, I'm putting up a CHRISTMAS tree. I'm not wrapping Holiday presents

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Faith HillWhere Are You ChristmasMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

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This is Maxaroni when we first got him at about 10 weeks old.This is Max now, lately when he gets in trouble he hides under the tree thinking i won't see him.This is Tornado with Millie. She lets them out of the cage to play with them and Millie decided to check out the tree.This is Molly checking out what Taz is doing.

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Get this out of my head!!!!Fuzzy WuzzyWas a bearFuzzy WuzzyHad no hairFuzzy WuzzyWasn't fuzzy, was he?Was he bare?

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what to feel. I got a call this morning that my dad died as they were prepping him for heart surgery. We were never close which was his choice for being a cold hearted asshole. I don't know I'm mad right now, all i ever wanted was for him to say he was sorry you know? just something to show that he cared a little. I don't know whether i want to be there right now, and even if i did we don't have

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I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don't need diamond earrings, handy slicer-dicers or comfy slippers. I only want one little thing, and I want it deeply.I want to slap Martha Stewart.Now, hear me out, Santa. I won't scar her or draw blood or anything. Just one good smack, right across her smug little cheek. I get all cozy inside just thinking about it. Don't grant this wish just

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On top of babysitting all week, I let the 6yr old girl who is Tornado's best friend, stay for the weekend. Saturday it snowed so they did go out a couple times to play and burn off some energy, by Saturday night they were still hyper and not listening ughhh. Sunday morning they woke up at 8am wanting to go out and play but i managed to hold them off till after 9am. They went back out again after

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Yes i am crazy!! Last week for Thanksgiving, i have to say i am thankful i didn't have to put up with the mother in law. I did have my best friend and her boys for a few days. It was crazy with 4 kids and 2 puppies. Our puppy Maxaroni (aka Max) had his brother Patches to play with and play they did pretty much non stop the whole time. It was a nice time though, both our hubbies had to work so it

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Who's going to come and help me make this?1 cup water1 cup sugar4 large eggs2 cups dried fruit1 teaspoon baking soda1 teaspoon salt1 cup brown sugarlemon juicenuts1 gallon whiskeySample the whiskey to check for quality.Take a large bowl.Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality.Pour one level cup and drink.Repeat.Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in a large,

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Secrets carried for many yearsMy soul hurt and tormentedMy mind filled with clutterSecrets waiting to be releasedUnable to speak of itUnable to write of itUnable to release itUnable to run from itWhere do I goI have nowhere to turnI have no one to trustWhat do I doWhere is the happinessWhere is the lightWhere is the strengthWhere is my lifeSecrets in my every waking momentMy life wounded and

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SARAH PALIN: Before it got to the other side, I shot the chicken, cleaned and dressed it, and had chicken burgers for lunch. BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change! JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of

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My Blessed Children Two Blessed children they are mineStubborn like their fatherLooks from their motherOh how I thought all would be fineKids on a mission running with all their mightVisions of soaking in a hot tub now gone from my sightFootsteps descend then they sit on the bottom stairPleading for a few more minutes they think that is fairThey've given up on their mission, they could not fight

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Friendships We have many friends throughout our livesbut the ones that you can really trustAnd can finally drop your defensive wallsThe ones that you can share your secrets withAre the hardest and rarest treasures of all Friends can be crazy at times, but those are the bestThey keep you on the phone till all hours of the nightCrying and laughing with you until you have no voiceWhen you feel you

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I've been told more than once that the contest was too hard for those with no imagination. So this is the new contest.....Give me a good excuse why you deserve the book(scroll down for the previous contest to see the book) in the comment section. If you win I'll let ya know.There is that easy enough??Oh and for all you lurkers, yes i know you are there my site tracking says so, leave a comment

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Come on folks, don't forget my Contest. I would really love to give out the book for free, the contest is not hard, doesn't have to be fancy and you don't have to be a writer to do it. Give it a try you just never know you could be the winner.

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I really want to crawl into a deep dark hole and not come out. I think taking a break from blogging was a bad idea, things have built up and i feel like crap.When one thing goes wrong, everything goes wrong! Things have been beyond financially tight this year and now the transmission in the van is shot. It is the only vehicle we have and we can't afford another one. We are up to our ears in bills

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Survival of the Unseen We are born to parents filled with hatred and angerBorn into a world of torture and abuseSurely we must have done something wrongTo be so unwanted and unlovedThe system comes to our rescueWe are sent to live in homes of strangersWe are told we would be safe and secureBut we soon find out we should not have trustedWe run away the first chance we haveTo the only place we know

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You must submit 1 poem about childhood, good or bad but no graphic details or it will be deleted. Send the poem to myvents@prodigy.net with Unseen Child contest in the subject line and also put your blog addy and name at the end. If you are the winner i will contact you for your mailing address.The prize is the book "Looking through the eyes of an unseen child" autographed by the author Diana

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Yes i'm still alive, it's been a very busy year and just needed to take a break from blogging but for the sake of my sanity or what little is left of it, i am back!!I will be posting a contest sometime this week for a chance to win the book "Looking through the eyes of an unseen child" autographed by the author Diana Joy Albertsen.

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I got this in an email and had to share it. It's amazing at how kids look at things so differently than adults.One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. On their return from their trip, the father

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Pre-Order your copy now if you want a special edition autographed copyThis book was originally suppose to be out, well a long time ago, but finally it's at the publisher. If you want your copy before it hits the book stores follow the links below to order it.**I am not the author of this book but a couple of my poems will be in it.**I am honored that I have been allowed to read the manuscript.I

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This is actually a re-post from last year. I don't celebrate Mother's Day in the traditional way that everyone else does, it doesn't mean the same thing to me that it does for you. This poem should explain what Mother's Day is for me and how I celebrate it. MotherhoodIt is such a wonderful thing to watch you growSeeing your first smile to your first stepsHearing your first giggle to your first

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I've had long hair for so many years i forgot exactly how long it's been. Well this past week i was going to go for a trim and ended up telling the hair dresser to chop it off. She tied it back into a ponytail and cut it, then gave me a really nice and easy style. What am i doing with the hair cut off? I donated it (through the hair salon) to Wigs for Kids.I was going to post a pic but I'm not

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Tornado has been grounded a lot lately for her behavior. Last night i went to tuck her into bed and she started acting up again. Me being absolutely fed up with her attitude decided to give one warning and the conversation went like this....Me (holding up my fingers): "You're this close to being grounded for the weekend!!"Tornado (holding her fingers even closer together): "I'm this close to

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I don't know who did this, but i wonder if i have enough snow left in my yard to do that.P.S. For everyone wondering where I've been, we bought a house and are still busy unpacking.

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by Cherie Carter-Scott1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it's yours to keep for the entire period.2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, "life."3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that

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December 8 - 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow! December 9 - We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a

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Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am. While his coffeepot(MADE IN CHINA )was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG).He put on a dress shirt(MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans(MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes(MADE IN KOREA).After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his

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This morning my big brother Mike passed away. We don't know yet what the cause is. We are heading to Canada to help my nephew with the funeral etc. We love you Mike, you will forever be on our hearts. I miss you already.

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Here are some miscelaneous pictures from Christmas, they are pretty much self explanatory so here they are.The kids love playing in the snow especially Tornado, she gets mad everytime it melts.Tornado lost her first tooth this past week, and boy you should have seen the drama, she didn't tell us it was loose so when it fell out she freaked out. We didn't have a chance to prepare her for it,

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AI have to say the first emotion I felt was Anger. I was angry that this had happened to me, I had been so careful, I made an appointment with my doctor, when I was barely a month along, I took good care of myself, I ate well, and didn't abuse my body with drugs or alcohol, or smoking. I felt such rage at first, this was not fair, some women neglected themselves, and didn’t care for the child

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A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane.The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, and then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold,

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This is Tornado at a year old. It seems like so many years ago but really it was only 4 years ago. It's amazing how much they change.She loved to hug and cuddle her baby brother. She had to have a turn at least once a day and she did this for months.She always looked so adorable with her "piggy tails".I don't know why but she loved to squirt herself though she loved it more when we chased her

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I'm not sure where to start. I know it's been a couple months since i posted. It's been such a bad year but so much i haven't been able to blog about and still can't. Some things are just hard to admit to. My marriage ended long ago but we are still together for the sake of the kids. I can't remember the last time i was truly happy but i keep breathing for my kids. They are my reason to keep

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Tornado joins the ranks of school kids. On Tuesday she started kindergarten. Since we registered her late they said she would go to this other school. The first day we drove her there, yeah I'm insanely overprotective and had a little problem letting go. We got there early since we were told the wrong time so we looked around till it was time for everyone to go to the gym. They did their opening

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I got Bumper Sticker Slogan Generator from Jottings from Jersey and being in the mood i was in, here is what i came up with (if you don't like it just shut up or do as it says).....

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Tired of seeing pictures? Too bad, so sad, get over it!Hot days, kiddie pool and cold water, oh what a relief.Tornado riding her friend's scooter like a pro, i guess we need to upgrade her scooter to a 2 wheeler.I had saved the portable bassinet for Tornado to play with her dolls, but Tornado and her friend decided to use Taz as a life sized baby.Tornado making cupcakes with Daddy.A few close up

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Rainy day fun: These are self explantory (click on pictures to enlarge them)Bubbles, bubbles and more bubbles. Actually they got bored with bubbles and this is the end result:Keeping the kids busy can be a challenge but i defenitely caught Tornado's attention with some craft stuff that i've been buying. Taz likes to paint but he gets bored quickly, Tornado can do crafts all day. Here's some of

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I know i haven't posted or read blogs in a very long time, but summer time can get very busy. The kids are outside the majority of the time and quite often have friends over, by the time they are in bed I'm too tired to do anything. I'll apologize now for the long post with tons of pictures.End of June we did go camping at Oak Lake, Ontario which was a ton of fun. We met up with my brother,

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Three years ago today Taz was born, how time flies when you are busy chasing them around. I am a little bummed that my "baby" is turning three but happy at the same time.He talks non stop which is great since he didn't start talking till after he got tubes in his ears and that was just a year ago.He loves to run and play outside and most of the time he does listen when he is out. He has learned

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If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it.My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into

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Well i decided since i have a few mins, okay more like I'm don't feel like cleaning up the kitchen, I'm going to tell you more about what the kids and i do. The kids love going for walks and one of their favorite places is the lighthouse nearby. Tornado calls it going to the "ocean", i don't know where she came up with that but hey if she wants to call it an ocean then so be it. They love to sit

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Wow time flies when you are busy. After the kids and hubby had been sick i got sick and just didn't seem to get better. So off to the doctor i go and seems i have ulcers ugghhhh what a pain in the ass, okay more like pain in the stomach but you know what i mean. Now I'm on ulcer meds and feel much better.The kids have been playing outside constantly and that means I'm outside with them. They are

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These are Bluegills and Sun fish, we like to feed these ones then sit back and watch them swarm the food. They act like piranhas when they swarm the food we throw. You can click on the images to enlarge them and see them a little better.There are quite a few turtles in the lake this year. A few big ones and some baby ones. A small storage bin blew off someones patio and ended up in the water, the

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The flu bug hit us last week and it was a bad one. Taz and hubby were both okay, it hit me off and on but it hit Tornado severely. She was sick for several days, hubby took her to the Urgent Care to get her checked for infection to make sure that wasn't what was making her sick. Turns out she got hit with a respiratory virus and a stomach virus. She finally quick puking yesterday afternoon and

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These are recent visitors we've had to our patio.

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Had a good laugh from this joke so i thought I'd share it.Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in our jobs. After every flight, UPS ( United Parcel Service ) pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet,"which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems,

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Okay so the in laws were over this weekend, the kids behaved relatively well for a change. Sunday morning hubby and in laws take the kids to church, i stayed in bed since I've been so damn sick with allergies among other things. After church they went to Sam's club to do a little shopping so they could use hubby's membership card as they don't have one which i have no problem with. Hubby walked

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One day it's hot and sunny, the next day it's rainy, on the nice days the kids have been able to get out and burn some pent up energy. Yesterday we finally got around to shopping for kids summer clothes and sandals, $400 later they have everything they need until next winter. It's amazing how fast they grow, there isn't much size difference between the two kids and they are both very tall for

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I am taking a break from blogging for a short time. I have too much going on in my life and just don't have the time or energy to do much of anything right now.

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A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration. "What troubles you, Sister?" asks the Mother Superior. "I thought this was the day you spent with your family." "It was," sighed the Sister. "And I went to play golf with my brother.We try to play golf as often as we can. You know I was quite a talented golfer before I

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Hubby sent me this in an email:1. go to Google2. click on "maps"3. click on "get directions"4. type "New York" in the first box (the "from" box)5. type "London" in the second box (the "to" box)6. click on "get directions"7. scroll down and read step #23Come back here and put your answer in the comments.

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A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says, "Hi there good lookin'. How's it going?" Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting

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So far everyone is feeling better thankfully, got a lot of catching up to do with laundry and cleaning. We had a couple nice days so i got to open up all the windows and air everything out.My shoulder is better but not totally, i can lift up my arm and get dressed without screaming murder. So much for the spring weather we had, we went from getting tanned to wearing winter jackets again. We

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work related anal glaucoma.What is that you ask?It means: I can't see my ass getting any work done today.

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Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice

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Both kids were restless and whining in their sleep last night. Tornado is over the flu but Taz didn't have it so every time i heard whining i went to check on them. After one of the several trips to their room i came to sit in the living room since i couldn't fall asleep. And suddenly i smelt him coming down the hallway. At first i thought he puked but no it was worse. From him waist to his toes

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Well I'm still alive, i think, Tornado has recovered and thankfully Taz didn't get sick, yet and hubby is back at work. New tenant for this week is Hits and Mythses 64% Truth (give or take)THE MYTH"The original hockey puck was frozen cow manure."THE REALITYTwo things Canada has a lot of, cow manure and frozen stuff...The idea of freezing the manure didn't come about until the middle of the last

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Well lets see, my day started off with spraining my shoulder and almost breaking my arm. One of the kids must have snuck in there and poured bubble bath or something in the tub so when i went to step in it was like slipping on ice. My shoulder is still killing me, i can barely lift my arm. Then Tornado started puking, she had been complaining of a belly ache all morning but figured it was because

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Okay i really hate tags but since this person is a friend I'm going to do it.1) Ever punch someone in the face? Yes in self defense2) How Old are you? Will be 38 sometime this year3) Are you single or taken? Married4) Eat with your hands or utensils? Depends what the food is 5) Do you dream at night? Yes 6) Ever seen a corpse? Yes I've been to my share of funerals7) Have you ever wished someone

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This is how i feelThis is how i'd like to feel:But for now i'll settle for this:And this is the kind of luck i have:Decided to add one more:

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Gotta love temper tantrums, NOT. Tornado didn't nap again today but she is at the age where she doesn't nap every day. Come bedtime she was over tired, cranky and just plain out of control. I was crouching down to try to calm her down but as i was going down she starts jumping up and down, the top of her head connected with the bottom of my chin, jarring my jaw pretty bad. As if TMJ (if you don't

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Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered he door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,"

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