I really despise door to door people. This afternoon while on the couch snuggling with Taz, trying to keep warm and watching TV there's a knock. I thought it was the mail carrier with my books i ordered but no such luck.
It's Direct Energy, a gas company I've never heard of. We have Consumers Energy for our gas company. This guy goes on to pitch that they can give us cheaper rates and still get billed through our regular company.
So far I'm not believing much of what this guy is saying. He sounds like he memorized a book and probably did. So i tell him to come back when The Ex is home.
He tries to convince me to sign up and we can cancel if we change our mind. Yeah i don't think so buddy. But being a persistently annoying jerk off that he is coming across as says "Don't you want to save your husband some money?"
By now my postal mood kicks in and i reply "Hell no, i want to spend The Ex's every last fucking penny!"
I close the door and lock it.
The End
In Your Face, Life!
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LOL! Spend away!! :-D
By the way...I think the fish should be named Fried and Baked!
lmao yeah but the kids won't go for it
the ex wants to change the birds names to shake and bake lol yeah we are a twisted bunch
Ok. I'm going to put my police officer hat on for a minute....
Opening a door to a stranger is a risky proposition. We've had multiple cases of rapists and burglars forcing their way into houses posing as salesmen. Be very careful of who you unlock the door for.
You sound like a lady that's capable of handling your own though. lol I love the response you gave that guy.
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